To Whom it Concerns:

Dear Mother Nature:

   I am no longer fond of the snow.  I know, in years past, I have vigilantly asked for snow for my birthday and Christmas, but I've really had enough.  We get it.  

   What happened to that "Global Warming?"  It doesn't feel so "warm" now!  And a lack of cold conditions?  I think not.

   No more snow.  End of discussion.

Lovingly yours,

Kelly, pathological shoveling-hater

I checked the weather at www.kcci.com: we literally got 73.5 inches of snow today. 
I'm done.