Today, I would like to make a life-long promise to my wonderful daughter and the members of society who I cherish greatly: I will never teach my daughter to drive! That's Daddy's deal! ... but that doesn't stop us from preparing for the days of driving!
Look! We're Britney Spears & Tater Tot!
"We're country, y'all!"
If she's planning on driving a vehicle with side mirrors and is ever going to be able to back out of your driveway with the basketball hoop next to it, maybe I should teach her!
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